zombie kill of the day 1-13-2012

zombie kill of the day 1-13 -2012 Goes out to Clive of Kansas who was camped on the side of the interstate making breakfast and getting ready to replace the shoes on his horse when a tweeker/runner zombie appeared in his camp between Clive and his shotgun. This thing was very quickly moving toward him and unarmed aside from his breakfast Clive reached into the bare handed fire pit grabbing up a horse shoe he had been making before breakfast. Clive stabbed the read hot piece of metal into the eye sockets of the undead beast burning flesh off his hand and sending the creature in to the next life where it belonged. now that's dedication to killing zombies I would have beat it with the skillet I was cooking my breakfast in but not Clive who went right back to cooking after felling the beast.

Zombie Kill of the Day 1-10-2012

zombie kill of the day 1-10-2012 goes out to Florence Bram of Cuba. Florence was walking down the beach looking to scavenge a boat to go fishing when she saw a few dozen shamblers completely blocking the dock and surrounding a leaking naval fuel tanker she swam out and boarded the ship. Florence quick thinking and took out a road flare and threw it into the fuel and hauled ass away from the beach torching the shamblers thee dock and anything that happened to be in the water near the fuel and exploding the tanker creating a ball of fire that could be seen for miles.in every direction. Florence also wins best fireball award along with her zombie kill of the day.

Zombie Kill of the Day 1-9-2012

zombie kill of the day 1-9-2012 goes out to Jessica from Portland Jessica was walking through the old zoo this afternoon when she realized she was flanked on 2 sides by not one but six zombies so she stopped she didn't run like most people including myself would have done she just stood there and waited until they were within 2 arm lengths of her. then what dose she brandish not a gun but a Katana! Faster then you could have fired 2 shots from a 12 gauge pump she crouches low and swings out wide severing the 1st clean in half at the waist and with an up stroke split the 2ND one from the lower side of the left rib cage to the top of the right shoulder then spinning with a down stroke to catch a 3rd with a skull splitting 45 degree angle followed by a neck breaking kick to the jaw of her 4th assailant and a lightning fast right left swing severing the heads of the 5th and 6th attackers. and only then did she pull out a 380 pistol and put a single shot into the heads of each of the walkers just to make sure they were not getting back up. Jessica is a true bad ass and my favorite zombie slayer to date. If she were on the east coast she could kill zombies in my squad any time.

Zombie Kill of the day 1-8-2012

zombie kill of the day 1-8-2012 goes out to Judy Henson of Cincinnati OH. Judy was on sniper duty this morning on the top of an abandoned warehouse her survivor group was occupying when herd of walkers was going down the road. she was going to let them pass until she realized they were walking past a gasoline tanker truck. Judy had the idea to shoot the tanker so she pulled the trigger and all it did was make valuable gasoline start pouring all over the road. Judy refusing to be denied her kill emergency flare in a 12 gauge shotgun shimmied off the roof with in range of the leaking fuel and screamed "Hey fuckers" and they turned right toward her she then fired the flare and exploded the tanker. she suffered a concussion from the ordeal but insists it was worth it to take out so many walkers.
we congratulate you Judy for your sacrifice and your bravery.

zombie kill of the week first week of 2012

zombie kill of the week jan 7. 2012 goes out to Marshal in Tampa Florida. Marshal was out hunting for zombies about 4am this morning.he just finished setting his net snares and no sooner than he caught one another was hunting him thankfully they are about as stealthy as an elephant in a mine field. He heard the walker running up the alley behind him grabbed a trash can stuck it over the things head and torso, then pushed it into the trunk of a car slammed down the lid and lit the car on fire. marshal calmly walked away to retrieve his original prey and as the car exploded he stuck a trench knife through the ear of his netted prey. so marshal gets the Style Bonus for an explosion and a melee kill at the same time.

zombie kill of the day 1-7-2012

zombie kill of the day 1-7-2012

the zombie kill of the day goes out to Kristina from Detroit Mi. Kristina was on her way to loot a local Starbucks for a few pounds of pure Columbia black when this brain eating bastard jumped out from behind a dumpster and charged at her. she pulled out her Glock Nine took aim at the center of the forehead pulled the trigger and BAMM! or not BAMM her glock jammed now most of you would become a tv dinner at this point but not Kristina. She jumped and slid crossed the hood of an abandoned car. ripping off the radio antenna hit the ground spun around seeing the corpse was still right on her stabbed it through the eye with the antenna. now that's thinking on your feet and if your not impressed rip the antenna off your car and see how fast you can stab someone through the eye with it.

zombie kill of the day 1-6-2012

The Zombie kill of the day goes out to Jack Owens of New Orleans. Jack woke up this morning to find his wife not only had turned into a zombie but was chewing on his steel toed boots trying to eat his foot. Quick thinking Jack sprawled the bed spread over her then picking her up he took her to the top of the apartment complex they had been holed up in. HE then dropped that zombie bitch right off the roof and yelled "CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE!" He then threw an air conditioning unit down on top of her to make sure she didn't get back up. and from all the guys out there who have Ex-wives they would love to throw off a roof we say bravo MR. Owens, bravo.