Friday, January 6, 2012

zombie kill of the day 1-6-2012

The Zombie kill of the day goes out to Jack Owens of New Orleans. Jack woke up this morning to find his wife not only had turned into a zombie but was chewing on his steel toed boots trying to eat his foot. Quick thinking Jack sprawled the bed spread over her then picking her up he took her to the top of the apartment complex they had been holed up in. HE then dropped that zombie bitch right off the roof and yelled "CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE!" He then threw an air conditioning unit down on top of her to make sure she didn't get back up. and from all the guys out there who have Ex-wives they would love to throw off a roof we say bravo MR. Owens, bravo.

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