Monday, January 9, 2012

Zombie Kill of the Day 1-9-2012

zombie kill of the day 1-9-2012 goes out to Jessica from Portland Jessica was walking through the old zoo this afternoon when she realized she was flanked on 2 sides by not one but six zombies so she stopped she didn't run like most people including myself would have done she just stood there and waited until they were within 2 arm lengths of her. then what dose she brandish not a gun but a Katana! Faster then you could have fired 2 shots from a 12 gauge pump she crouches low and swings out wide severing the 1st clean in half at the waist and with an up stroke split the 2ND one from the lower side of the left rib cage to the top of the right shoulder then spinning with a down stroke to catch a 3rd with a skull splitting 45 degree angle followed by a neck breaking kick to the jaw of her 4th assailant and a lightning fast right left swing severing the heads of the 5th and 6th attackers. and only then did she pull out a 380 pistol and put a single shot into the heads of each of the walkers just to make sure they were not getting back up. Jessica is a true bad ass and my favorite zombie slayer to date. If she were on the east coast she could kill zombies in my squad any time.

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