zombie kill of the day 1-5-2012

The zombie kill of the day goes out to the Cohen brothers who decapitated 3 zombies with a piano wire while riding their motor cycles down highway 59 in southern Mississippi. All the while not driving less than 115 miles per hour and being perused by the Aryan brotherhood in the high speed chase. By the time they made the Louisiana state line their were a total of 24 dead zombies and ten dead racists. Extra points for style these 32 year old twins from Brooklyn are not who you want to fuck with.

ZOMBIE KILL OF THE DAY 1-4-2012

The zombie kill of the day was done by 9 year old orphan Lilly of Austin Texas. Lilly leaped from the rafters of an abandoned building landing on a walker and severing the cerebral cortex with a Swiss army knife riding the zombie to the ground then jumping up and drop kicking the next walker right into an elevator shaft.Never making a sound and only partly because she cant talk. lily has not been seen in Austin since this happened. Our prayers are with you Lilly stay alert.

zombie kill of the month for December 2011

This zombie kill of the month goes out to Bobby Pulsen the infected suicide bomber in key west who brought down the double-tree hotel on no less than himself and 500 zombies